The Journey
DIRTBAG SPIRITUALITY: Hearts & Horns
"Sacred Connections meets Primal Desires"
Feb 13 - 16 2026
Ft. Lauderdale, FL
Forget the stale chocolates and forced romance. This Valentine's Day Weekend 2026, we're rewriting the script on love in Ft. Lauderdale.
Hearts & Horns is a sanctuary where the sacred and the feral collide. This is your invitation to a clothing-optional, sex-positive playground crafted for queer men to explore the full spectrum of their being—from the primal pull of desire to the transcendent peak of connection.
We're building a container for you to:
- Awaken your Kundalini through ecstatic dance and tantric breathwork, turning your body into a conduit of life force.
- Express your authentic self in a wild, judgment-free zone where your truth is not just accepted, but celebrated.
- Explore primal desires with conscious intention, where every impulse becomes a doorway to deeper self-knowing and intimate connection.
This is where you can shed the armor, get gloriously wild, and become deeply grounded in the raw, beautiful truth of who you are. Join us for a Valentine's experience that honors the most important relationship you'll ever have—the one with your untamed self.
PLANT MEDICINE JOURNEY (ethical, intention-driven)
Guided by trained facilitators, we’ll navigate the liminal with reverence and radical self-trust.
EMBODIED WISDOM
- Shamanic Reiki & Energy Work – Colter Cobra Wild
- Fetish/Kinkdynamics Therapy – Red Clay Boy
This is a clothing-optional, queer-celebrated, kink-conscious space. Come as you are—your fears, your turn-ons, your existential dread, and your weird little joys.
Meet Your Facilitators
Red Clay Boy / Llim Smiley
Philosopher-Teacher • Kinkdynamics Pioneer • Ecstatic Movement Alchemist
Red Clay Boy is a walking paradox—a Navy veteran with the soul of a rogue poet, an ASCAP-recorded artist who scores liberation anthems, and a professional male dominatrix who weaves fetish, psychology, and sacred rhythm into a tapestry of liberation.
Red’s work is a sabotage of the ordinary—blending fetish, philosophy, and unapologetic humor into a practice he calls Fetish & Kinkdynamics Therapy. His sessions are equal parts intellectual spelunking and primal catharsis. Their workshops feel like a sermon from a future cult you’d actually join.
As a videographer, he frames raw humanity through an unfiltered lens. As a dominatrix, he sculpts power dynamics into sacred play. And as a guide, he’ll have you singing your shadow’s anthem one minute and questioning every ‘should’ you’ve ever swallowed the next.
Colter Cobra Wild
Shamanic Healer • Reiki Worker • Plant Medicine Guide
Shamanic healer, psychedelic integration guide, energy healer, Reiki II practitioner, yoga and meditation instructor, Colter Cobra Wild delights playing in these liminal spaces, yet undefined by science and reason, and he has become an expert in Experiential Spirituality, the process of guiding a person to experience the Divine for themselves.
Colter studied meditation, yoga, tantra, plant medicines, breathwork, as well as spiritual tradition and ceremony from around the world, including with Mazatec mushroom curanderos, with especial focus on modalities that allow a person to experience the Divine, beyond dogma and doctrine.
Colter also received a B.S. in biology from the University of Utah - focusing on psychology, exercise physiology and nutrition, as well wildlife and land conservation. He loves incorporating these sciences into his methods to create unique and transformative ceremonial experiences for other souls on their own unique spiritual journeys.
His ceremonial spaces tend to be playful and curious, and are a safe space for the full expression of human emotion and exploration while always maintaining high levels of inclusivity, care, and respect for individual safety and well-being.
Claim Your Spot In The Ritual
Beds are LIMITED. This is a clothing-optional, queer-celebrated, kink-conscious space. Come as you are—your fears, your turn-ons, your existential dread, and your weird little joys.
🌺 Payment Plans Available / BIPOC scholarships available
🌺 Special Youth Pricing / 18 - 25 years old*
Lodging / Pricing
Nomad's Nook
Bring Own Bed / Shared Space
Price: BIPOC
$166
Price: General
$222
Nests of Nirvana
Private Bunk / Shared Room
Price: BIPOC
$333
Price: General
$444
Coven's Cocoon
Private Double Bunk / Shared Room
Price: BIPOC
$555
Price: General
$666
Kink & Kabbalah Suites
Shared Queen Bed / Shared Room
Price: BIPOC
$555
Price: General
$777
Seance Chamber
Shared King Bed / Shared Room
Price: BIPOC
$666
Price: General
$888
The Alchemist's Den
Private Room / Queen Bed
Price: BIPOC
$1222
Price: General
$1444
In order to register for this experience, please book an appointment for a free Discovery Call with Red Clay Boy and Cobra Wild to have all of your questions answered and ensure this experience is a good fit for you before committing. We do this to provide a safe and supportive environment for all who are attending the experience.
Any Questions?
Email: thegoodweirdos@gmail.com
Bi-Weekly
"Spirituality that fucks as hard as it enlightens"
EROTIC ALCHEMY: Round 1
Part workshop, part freeflow debauchery, all transformation
We’ll dive into:
🔥 Power Dynamics – The dance of control, surrender, and where true freedom lives.
💡 Emotional Labor & Psychology – How to fuck (and talk) without ghosting your soul.
🖤 Kinks & Fetishes as Sacred Practice – What your turn-ons reveal about your shadows.
🌀 Consciousness & Connection – Psychedelic insights, embodied play, and why pleasure is a birthright.
Expect games, guided explorations, and spaces to go deep—or just flirt with the edge. Clothing optional, consent non-negotiable.
This Round begins July 10, 2025.
Erotic Alchemy round is a 6-week gathering that happens every other Thursday at 7:30 pm EST.
NEW GUESTS: Welcome to join in the middle of the Round as long as willing to jump in and space is available due to limited seating.